(weird dreams) i had a bad one last night

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS LAST NIGHT I HAD ONE OF THE WEIRDEST DREAMS OF MY LIFE I JUST HOPE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.I WAS CUDDELING UP WITH MY LOVELY WIFE SHE WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND I WAS DREAMING OFF AND ON I JUST COULDNT GET A SOUND SLEEP.BOYS MY WIFE AND I ARE NOT SWINGERS OR SEX ADDICTS WE HAVE OUR MOMENTS WE MIGHT HAVE SEX 3 TIMES A WEEK THEN NOT HAVE SEX FOR 2 WEEKS AND THATS FINE.

WELL GETTING BACK TO MY DREAM BOYS THIS WAS SO REALISTIC I REALLY FEALT LIKE I WAS THERE.BOYS KEEP IN MIND I AM LAYING NEXT TO MY WIFE WITH A (WOODROW ABOUT 10 INCHES LONG) BOYS I WAS IN BED WITH PAM ANDERSON CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS PAM ANDERSON THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I AM KISSING HER AND FEELING HER BREAST'S WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE COMES RON JEREMY WHAT THE F-CK IS RON JEREMY DOING IN MY DREAM WELL BOYS THE NEXT THING I KNOW RON SAYS BEANTOWNJIM THIS IS HOW PAM LIKES IT LET ME SHOW YOU.RON BENDS OVER PAM ANDERSON AND IS POUNDING HER FROM BEHIND I AM THINKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DREAM I AM SITTING HERE WITH A BONAR WATCHING RON JEREMY HAVE SEX WITH MY DREAM GIRL PAM ANDERSON.

BOYS THE LAST WORDS I REMEMBER IN THIS DREAM WAS RON JEREMY SAYING TO ME (O.K. BEANTOWNJIM ITS YOUR TURN:grandmais )

THANK GOD I WOKE UP ONTIME BOYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE HAVING RON JEREMY CHASING YOU AROUND THE ROOM WITH PAM ANDERSON WATCHING :shocked:

BOYS I AM AFFRAID TO GO TO BED TONIGHT WITH MY LUCK RON JEREMY WILL CATCH ME :trx-smly0

BOYS I AM SORRY I HAD TO BRING UP THIS DREAM IN THE FORUM BUT WHAT THE F-CK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO TELL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB JESUS CHRIST I WOULD GET THE BEATING OF MY LIFE IF I TOLD THIS DREAM IN PUBLIC.

 

[HatTrick]

breast's :lolBIG:

 

[Harvey Dent]

ha

 

[oldirtyku]

BTJ i came in to your house and wiped my dick on your wife mouth while she slept. is that illegal?

 

[Thomas]

Latent homosexual tendencies buddy, you need to see a psychiatrist asap. If he catches you in your dream (and that will only happen if you let it) and you enjoy it you may as well change your name to beantownbetty.

 

[GasMan]

I would go up into the Politics thread and get Purebedroombully.....I mean, Piccolo's opinon.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

THANK GOD I HAD A NORMAL DREAM LAST NIGHT I WAS DREAMING OF MY GOLF GAME AND WAY TO IMPROVE.

BOYS I AM BACK TO NORMAL AT LEAST FOR ONE NIGHT.

 

[BronxCheer+]

Bean I left you a message about a new account, did you receive it?

 

[vegasguy39]

Bump.:lolBIG:

 

[Kestutis]

Pffff ... that's just insane I don't envy you, mate. Good luck with that in the future.